“Your steam engines are splendid,” said the Duchess of Boxford.
“Don’t ya like them?” asked Sir Topham Hatt. “I do. That’s why they don’t make ’em anymore. They found out I like ’em. That’s the way it is with everything. They find out I like it, they stop makin’ it.”
—
“The winds be calm,” said Salty sagely.
“Well, if they’re calm,” said Cranky, “they’re not really winds, are they?”
Salty considered.
“Aye,” he conceded.
—
An angry farmer was telling Mavis just what she could do with her train!
“Why do we assume everyone knows where they can stick it?” asked Mavis. “Suppose you don’t know? Suppose you’re a new guy, and you have absolutely no idea where you can stick it?”
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