“They all loved the fish-hook-in-the-nose move!” Rodney argued as he pulled the cushions from the couch. It was a new addition to the close-of-day tasks: all the couches had to be checked for lost items every morning.
“That’s not the point!” George snapped. “You don’t just jam your finger up someone’s nose without any warning, you knobhead!” He sprayed the peep show window with glass cleaner and angrily wiped the smudges away. “That is literally the first thing Madame Wanda says when you start here.”
“She never said anything about that,” Rodney said. He felt around in the crevices of the couch, checking for keys and other small items.
“Rule #1: Everything must be agreed upon in advance,” George quoted. “Ring any fuckin’ bells?”
“Sure, for all the kinky stuff with the customers. How’s I supposed to know it goes for something as tiny as that?”
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