Monthly Archive:February, 2021

Twenty-Two Short Films About Wellington Wells: Most Friendship is Feigning

A screenshot of the dancelfoor of the McLethe Bar in the Avalon hotel. The floor is empty.

“That is an outrageous silhouette,” Sally heard a familiar voice behind her cut through the music and rabble of the party. “Hackney’s getting a bit avant garde in his old age, isn’t he?”

“Roger!” Sally stared, stunned. “My god, Roger, I haven’t seen you in ages!” She dropped her voice lower. “I thought you’d all gone on holiday.”

“Oh. We did,” Roger said, his voice lilting the way it did whenever the conversation turned to a ticklish subject. “But we’re back now! Just in time for the spring collection debut. Could I get you a drink?” he offered, clearly trying to change the subject.

“No, I already had one,” Sally lied. “Where did you go?” she asked, dropping her tone as low as she could make it and still be heard over the music. “Are you all right? Where’s James?”

“I really can’t talk about it,” Roger demurred. “But we’re fine! Truly. It wasn’t anything like… that.” “That” being any number of possibilities in this town. “And I expect James is off pouting somewhere.” Roger glanced around to see if James was anywhere in earshot. “I took too long catching up with Cilla.”

“Should you be talking to me then?” Sally teased.

“In for a penny, in for a pound,” Roger chuckled with a resigned shrug. “I heard you opened your own chemist shop while we were gone. Not doing housecalls anymore then? Has Sally Boyle gone legitimate?”

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Twenty-Two Short Films About Wellington Wells: Your Vinyl Moses

A screenshot of the amphitheater that Nick Lightbearer plays his shows in. The perspective is from just offstage.

Virgil Dainty played a dangerous game with his lyrics, but he understood the magic of music. You could say just about anything in a song. The words were immaterial; what mattered was how they made you feel.

The recommended dose of Joy did not last through the night. That was why Uncle Jack came on first thing in the morning with his show, Wakey Wakey. His cheerful bombast cut through all thought and made it impossible to focus on the vague feelings of memory lurking under the dissipating fog of one’s last dose. Uncle Jack also reminded everyone to take their morning dose, so Wakey Wakey was a tidy solution to the problem of morning Joy lag for most people.

Virgil didn’t watch Wakey Wakey. When Virgil woke up in the morning, he rode that thinning haze out to the very edge his memory and used what he found there. As long as one didn’t linger too long, one could look at it all with some detachment, as if the memories belonged to someone else.

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Twenty-Two Short Films About Wellington Wells: No Winter Ever Quite Touches

A screeenshot of the kitchen table in the Boyle house. There is a bowl of poisoned soup in the foreground and a knocked over vase of nightblooming non-suches in the middle distance.

As she stirred the foxglove seeds into the soup, Mrs. Boyle thought to herself that maybe they had always been hurtling towards this fate. That this was God’s plan for them, and Sally’s obstinance in the face of reality might have been a blessing in disguise. Maybe Sally’s fourteen years of fighting her guidance every step of the way was a clue, a sign to recognize when the time came, to show her what she should do.

She had a choice with Sally.

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Twenty-Two Short Films About Wellington Wells: A Hogshead of Real Fire

A screenshot of the telephone booth in Barrow Holm.

“Before we begin, please listen to a personal message for Our Prudent Friend: The Fox is in the Hen House. The Fox is in the Hen House!”

“Really? Uh, I mean, Zanthus!” Ms. Henderson said the codeword to confirm receipt of the message. She could hear the man on the other end of the line snickering as she hung up the phone. She dashed back the safehouse in Edenham as fast as she could with bare feet. She’d need to catch Prudence before she left. “Before we begin” was code for “do not proceed”.

When she got back, Prudence was packing her spartan collection of toiletries back into her handbag, preparing to move on to the next stop in the underground.

“You may as well get comfortable here for now,” Ms. Henderson said. “We’ve just been told to pause all plans for the time being.”

“What? Why?” Prudence said, alarmed.

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Twenty-Two Short Films About Wellington Wells: Exquisite and Unsatisifed

A screenshot of the VIP lounge in of the Clayton Centre of Art and Design.

The Candyman lied. Ugo suspected as much when he took that so-called Sally Special and it had a bland, dusty non-taste like flour. Sally Specials were sweet. Not like candy exactly, the sweetness was more subtle but it was there. The tablet didn’t dissolve the right way either. It turned into a ball of paste on his tongue and stuck to the roof of his mouth where it should’ve crumbled away and melted.

The real clue that he’d been duped was that he still felt like shit. It was becoming harder every day to deny they were all getting older. The stiffness in all his joints after crashing on the couch in the VIP Lounge was a reminder that even Joy couldn’t erase. But a Sally Special could. A Sally Special made one feel faster and fitter, ten years younger. There was no way he was going to get through the show in this state.

“You’re not even dressed yet?” Robin said from the door, startling Ugo.

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Twenty-Two Short Films About Wellington Wells: Pretty Vacant

A screenshot of Nick Lightbearer lying dead in his bathtub.

Buster Edwards, a thief, had been casing Nick Lightbearer’s house for a week. It was now Friday and Nick still had not left. You’d think a rockstar would have events to be at, but Nick had spent the last five days lounging around his home in various states of lucidity and undress.

Buster came back from a long postponed piss break to see a tall, skinny someone up in the scaffolds, crouched in his spot and reading his notes.

“Fuck,” Buster whispered to himself as he ducked out of sight. He watched this interloper scurry across the scaffolding around the building and slip into Nick’s house through the third floor window entry point detailed in Buster’s notes. That lanky shit was gonna knick all of Nick’s knick-knacks!

Buster climbed back up into the scaffolds and waited. A while later, Nick finally emerged from the back door. Or… no, it was that stringbean fuck dressed as Nick. You could tell because he was about six inches too tall for the outfit. The pants were unfashionably high up the ankle and his jacket was too short on the waist. He had the wig on straight at least. Buster spied on him as he tore off down the street, pointing at passerby and greeting them with knock-off Nick-isms.

The real Nick was still yet to emerge. Buster chanced a few circuits around the scaffolding to peek into his windows but didn’t see him anywhere. Unless he had a secret basement or he was Harry fucking Houdini though, Nick had to still be in the house.

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Twenty-Two Short Films About Wellington Wells: You Only Forget Twice

You Only Forget Twice

“These just came from Haworth Labs. Apparently Miss Boyle has had another conflagration of inspiration,” Sergeant Sargent explained to Chief Inspector Peters, placing a pill bottle filled with pitch black capsules on the edge of his desk for Peters to take.

“They call it Oblivion. Makes one forget everything. Entirely. The Chief Constable feels these would be best applied on Skippers trying to leave town via the Britannia Bridge. Orders are that anyone caught trying to leave should be forcibly administered one of these and sent back the way they came.”

Peters collected the pill bottle and nodded an acknowledgement that could be easily misconstrued as agreement.

As he entered the elevator and the doors closed him off from the rest of Central, he regarded the pills in his hand with measured alarm. He supposed Sally Boyle more than anyone understood the want – the need, even – to forget. Still, she had to know making a drug like this was incredibly dangerous. The constabulary’s use for it was downright benign compared to how a drug like Oblivion could be used. In the wrong hands…

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The Future is Still Silver and Black: The MSI’s Pioneer Zephyr and the IRM’s No. 9911-A “Silver Pilot” are pen pals, writing to each other from their respective museums about their service lives both pre- and post-preservation.
Low Art Lyseum: DJ, Ray, and Ellie play and critically analyze videogames. 7:00 CST on Thursdays/Fridays. Currently playing Mafia: Definitive Edition.
Engines in Sidings: Thomas the Tank Engine stories. Written with Ray.
We Happy Few Poedit: all the cut content I’ve collected out of the game’s translation file.

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So like, there seems to be a wave of bad, privacy-violating legislation going around lately. Gonna be real in that I don’t really know how to fight that kinda thing effectively. Based on the UK one that just passed, kinda seems like the point is actually to stifle communication, since… [more]

for the WIP ask game... The Future Is Still Silver and Black? (original train fiction from you two sounds really interesting!)

So last year, I went up north to visit Ray. Ray lives in Chicago, which just so happens to have the largest railway museum in the United States, the Illinois Railway Museum.

At the IRM, we saw the Nebraska Zephyr, which is a streamlined stainless steel articulated trainset. Each of the… [more]