Character Line # Attribution Subtitle
Edmund MacMillan 02 WellM Do you know how to find people?
Ollie Starkey 04 Ollie I've spent much of my life avoiding people with some success but I suppose I could find them if I have to.
Edmund MacMillan 06 WellM Constable Flint walks me home sometimes. Because of the Plough Boys. But I think he's lost.
Steve McDonald 08 WellM Three sheets to the wind, he was. Bit o'trouble at home, he might have mentioned.
Ollie Starkey 10 Ollie He's fuckin' blootered, you're saying.
Edmund MacMillan 12 WellM I don't want him to get lost, Ollie. He's nice to me.
Steve McDonald 14 WellM If ye can find him, he can stay upstairs. I don't think he's welcome at home.
Ollie Starkey 16 Ollie Ollie Starkey, looking for a bobby! That's worth the price of admission.
Ollie Starkey 18 Ollie Ah Christ, look at the fuckin' state o' him. Hey! Hey ye daft bastard! On yer trolley!
Constable Flint 20 Bobby So youu come crawlin' back beggin' fergivv... *ulp* fuhh ... huh?
Ollie Starkey 22 Ollie Geez, this fuckin' idiot's properly out of his nut. Come on then, let's gang. Dinnae fuckin' boak on me.
Constable Flint 24 Bobby Whuhh SHUHH Un-han' me woman I'm-m-married man!
Constable Flint 26 Bobby Giddy up!! Unleash yourr powerful... fetlocks!! Ha! Fetlocks to you too! Fetlocks to the fuckin' lot o' ya!
Constable Flint 28 Bobby She said I drink too much. I says "oh yeah? Well mayybe YOU... arre like ... a.... weirrd... shrub!!" Hah!
Ollie Starkey 30 Ollie Jesus...
Ollie Starkey 30 Ollie Er, aye. I did. Now get some kip, ye fuckin' mad rocket.
Constable Flint 32 Bobby Ahhh yes. Sleep. Err, I don't 'member you bein' Scottish ... I'd've noticed that... a think... zzzzzz
Ollie Starkey 34 Ollie Thank Christ for that.
Ollie Starkey 36 Ollie Yer wee pet's safely tucked in bed.
Edmund MacMillan 32 WellM You found him? I knew you would!

Notes

Follows from Pub01_Ollie and continues into Pub_3.