| Character | Line # | Attribution | Subtitle | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Edmund MacMillan | 02 | WellM | Do you know how to find people? | |
| Ollie Starkey | 04 | Ollie | I've spent much of my life avoiding people with some success but I suppose I could find them if I have to. | |
| Edmund MacMillan | 06 | WellM | Constable Flint walks me home sometimes. Because of the Plough Boys. But I think he's lost. | |
| Steve McDonald | 08 | WellM | Three sheets to the wind, he was. Bit o'trouble at home, he might have mentioned. | |
| Ollie Starkey | 10 | Ollie | He's fuckin' blootered, you're saying. | |
| Edmund MacMillan | 12 | WellM | I don't want him to get lost, Ollie. He's nice to me. | |
| Steve McDonald | 14 | WellM | If ye can find him, he can stay upstairs. I don't think he's welcome at home. | |
| Ollie Starkey | 16 | Ollie | Ollie Starkey, looking for a bobby! That's worth the price of admission. | |
| Ollie Starkey | 18 | Ollie | Ah Christ, look at the fuckin' state o' him. Hey! Hey ye daft bastard! On yer trolley! | |
| Constable Flint | 20 | Bobby | So youu come crawlin' back beggin' fergivv... *ulp* fuhh ... huh? | |
| Ollie Starkey | 22 | Ollie | Geez, this fuckin' idiot's properly out of his nut. Come on then, let's gang. Dinnae fuckin' boak on me. | |
| Constable Flint | 24 | Bobby | Whuhh SHUHH Un-han' me woman I'm-m-married man! | |
| Constable Flint | 26 | Bobby | Giddy up!! Unleash yourr powerful... fetlocks!! Ha! Fetlocks to you too! Fetlocks to the fuckin' lot o' ya! | |
| Constable Flint | 28 | Bobby | She said I drink too much. I says "oh yeah? Well mayybe YOU... arre like ... a.... weirrd... shrub!!" Hah! | |
| Ollie Starkey | 30 | Ollie | Jesus... | |
| Ollie Starkey | 30 | Ollie | Er, aye. I did. Now get some kip, ye fuckin' mad rocket. | |
| Constable Flint | 32 | Bobby | Ahhh yes. Sleep. Err, I don't 'member you bein' Scottish ... I'd've noticed that... a think... zzzzzz | |
| Ollie Starkey | 34 | Ollie | Thank Christ for that. | |
| Ollie Starkey | 36 | Ollie | Yer wee pet's safely tucked in bed. | |
| Edmund MacMillan | 32 | WellM | You found him? I knew you would! |
Follows from Pub01_Ollie and continues into Pub_3.