Title: Detective Assistance

Transcript (Chirp)

Character Line # Attribution Subtitle
Wellette 39 WellF ... That's where you come in, Snooks.
Jack (Plough Boy) 40 WellM Haw, Snookums.
Wellette 41 WellF Shut the fuck up, Jack, or I'll stab you.
Jack (Plough Boy) 42 WellM How come Dick don't have to shut up?
Wellette 43 WellF Because he's prettier than you. After I cut your nose off.
Wellette 44 WellF So. I convince Lionel that he wants to stay late because I've got a cargo I can't bring him in daylight.
45 [LINE MISSING]
Plough Boy 46 WellM How do we get him into a pneumatic tube?
47 [LINE MISSING]
Wellette 48 WellF I made special friends with one of the lads at Central. He left me his key.
Plough Boy 49 WellM Is he gonna fit?
Wellette 50 WellF Might have to break a few things what stick out. He'll come out the other end, mostly.
51 [LINE MISSING]
Plough Boy 52 WellM Then you're a Plough Boy, right and proper.
53 [LINE MISSING]
54 [LINE MISSING]
55 [LINE MISSING]
Plough Boy 56 WellM WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? GET'IM!

Notes

So technically this did have enough to distinguish it as a quest (a QuestTitle at least, which is a specific designation in the code), but it didn't have anything but this transcript to attach to it. So there you go.

It does go towards my observation that several quests involving Plough Boys/Head Boys also involve a woman in a leadership role among them. However, I listed her as Wellette because despite that there are canon examples of these ladies, there's no graphical assets for Plough Girls or Head Girls.

These guys could also be the group you meet at the end of Constabulary Removal.