| Character | Line # | Attribution | Subtitle | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Arthur Hastings | 02 | PC_Art | What sort of crisis makes them lock down the entire factory? | |
| Arthur Hastings | 04 | PC_Art | Ho ho ho. They are having their jolly fun. I hope they're also paying attention to the Joy they're manufacturing. | |
| Arthur Hastings | 06 | PC_Art | Verloc's insisting they didn't create mutant mushrooms. I bet they created mutant mushrooms. | |
| Arthur Hastings | 08 | PC_Art | The Tunnel Rats Quartet has become a trio. That's awkward. | |
| Arthur Hastings | 10 | PC_Art | Now the Tunnel Rats are a duo. What's killing all these workers? | |
| Arthur Hastings | 12 | PC_Art | When you're taking off your gas mask in poison gas, you really are taking too much Joy. But why would you? Did they get a weak batch? | |
| Arthur Hastings | 14 | PC_Art | I wonder if that's what started the plague? | |
| Arthur Hastings | 16 | PC_Art | "We can restore a batch of slightly defective Joy" -- How many batches of slightly defective Joy have gone out? | |
| Arthur Hastings | 18 | PC_Art | A permanent solution again! Ominouser and ominouser. | |
| Arthur Hastings | 20 | PC_Art | Hullo! I'm in a haunted house movie. | |
| Arthur Hastings | 22 | PC_Art | Dr. Verloc seems to be quite the collector. Where's the fucking cod liver oil? |
Line 02 also present in Entering_the_Joy_Factory.
Line 20 and 22 also present in JF_Verloc.