Character Line # Attribution Subtitle
Arthur Hastings 01 PC_Art Maybe I ought to have just clapped my hands.
Harry Haworth 02 WellM You ought to be careful in there. Not everyone who goes in comes out.
Arthur Hastings 03 PC_Art Thanks. I'll be careful.
Harry Haworth 04 WellM I know you will. Just look at your forehead. Your reflective lobe is well developed.
Arthur Hastings 05 PC_Art Thanks ... I think.
Harry Haworth 06 WellM He doesn't understand, in there. It's the only way to fix it. We change the shape of people's heads! You have to tell him!
Arthur Hastings 07 PC_Art How would you...?
Harry Haworth 08 WellM THE PHRENOLOGISTS WERE RIGHT! WE JUST CHANGE THE SHAPE OF OUR HEADS. IF HE'D JUST LOOK AT MY DATA! WHY WON'T HE LOOK AT MY DATA?
Harry Haworth 09 WellM Why won't anybody look at my data?
Harry Haworth 10 WellM The permanent solution is just going to lobotomize everybody.
Arthur Hastings 11 PC_Art I think you might be right about that.
Harry Plantagenet 12 WellM You must release me! I am your true King!
Harry Plantagenet 13 WellM Just look at my family tree! I am the Plantagenet heir!
Harry Plantagenet 14 WellM This is Clive's doing, isn't it? Thinks he's in line because his great-grandmum-times-ten fucked King Chuck! Rotten Jacobite bar sinister!
Harry Plantagenet 15 WellM You have to let me out. England needs its King. England needs me.
Harry Plantagenet 16 WellM The King awakes! The King awakes! The King awakes!
Arthur Hastings 17 PC_Art Don't laugh, Arthur. Don't laugh. Heh.

Notes

Continues from Clap. Line 16 only plays if you dose Harry Plantagenet with the experimental Coconut Joy formula. It's possible Line 8 would have been similarly dependant on that action. However, it also reads as a unit with the lines following it so it may just be part of the conversation with Harry Haworth.