{"id":152,"date":"2005-02-02T16:58:08","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T22:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djangodurango.net\/?p=152"},"modified":"2022-12-13T01:07:31","modified_gmt":"2022-12-13T07:07:31","slug":"apples-and-precision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/djangodurango.com\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"Apples and Precision"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAs you can see here,\u201d<br \/>\nOur teacher said,<br \/>\nFlashing a pleasant smile and the transparency<br \/>\nFrom Kuper\u2019s adaptation of Kafka\u2019s \u201cThe Metamorphosis\u201d,<br \/>\n\u201cThis artist also works in scratchboard.<br \/>\nIn fact, he does \u2018Spy vs. Spy\u2019<br \/>\nIn scratchboard too.\u201d<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThat hit me,<br \/>\nYanked me out of my yawnsome<br \/>\nProjector demonstration reverie,<br \/>\nLike an apple thrown into the back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMiss,\u201d I said,<br \/>\nNot bothering to raise my hand for such a disgrace,<br \/>\n\u201cPeter Kuper uses spray paint<br \/>\nFor \u2018Spy vs. Spy.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t let Mr. Kuper<br \/>\ngo misrepresented, now.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, he doesn\u2019t,\u201d<br \/>\nShe said, turning on me<br \/>\nSmile gone.<br \/>\n\u201cYou can\u2019t get lines that clean,<br \/>\nThat precise<br \/>\nWith spray paint.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Precision.<br \/>\nIt comes down to precision.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the difference between almost and perfect,<br \/>\nA misplaced line and exact aesthetics,<br \/>\nKuper and Prohias.<\/p>\n<p>Prohias was precise,<br \/>\nBut Kuper is not,<br \/>\nWhich is why he uses spray paint.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe \u2018Spies\u2019 you\u2019re thinking of,\u201d<br \/>\nI argued,<br \/>\n\u201cAren\u2019t Kuper\u2019s.<br \/>\nThey\u2019re Antonio Prohias\u2019.<br \/>\nAnd they\u2019re not scratchboard<br \/>\nEither.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think I know my artists,\u201d<br \/>\nShe snarled.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the little things like that.<br \/>\nNo big deal really,<br \/>\nNo worse than an apple in an insect\u2019s shell.<\/p>\n<p>But it gets infected<br \/>\nAnd the flesh,<br \/>\nBoth animal and plant,<br \/>\nStarts to rot away with one\u2019s reasoning.<\/p>\n<p>You have to cut the bad apples out<br \/>\nLest they poison everything else.<\/p>\n<p>I had to finish my scratchboard elsewhere,<br \/>\nWithout an audience<br \/>\n(You can\u2019t have exact movement<br \/>\nIf you\u2019re shaking from stage fright)<\/p>\n<p>I bought my own X-Acto knife that night,<br \/>\nThough I could\u2019ve stolen one<br \/>\nFrom class that day.<br \/>\nI wanted a mint condition blade<br \/>\n(Because you need perfect equipment<br \/>\nTo make a perfect product).<\/p>\n<p>I chose my board,<br \/>\nMy thigh.<br \/>\nIt was broad enough for the work at hand<br \/>\nYet hidden, you see,<br \/>\nBut could be unveiled when the time came.<\/p>\n<p>Setting to work,<br \/>\nI laid down the first line<br \/>\nThen the second<br \/>\nThird<br \/>\nFourth,<br \/>\nConcentrating hard on ignoring the sting<br \/>\n(One has to disregard the twinge<br \/>\nIf you want to create something properly.)<br \/>\nAnd wiping away the overflow<br \/>\n(Cause I wasn\u2019t working with ink, like Prohias)<br \/>\nKeeping as precise as possible.<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t even scream.<br \/>\n(Being a man isn\u2019t always about gender.)<\/p>\n<p>The apple itself.<br \/>\nThe shading was the hardest.<br \/>\nI had to pick tiny bits of skin off at a time.<br \/>\nBut I had enough resolve<br \/>\nThat in time I had an apple of such a dark red<br \/>\nThat it appeared to be ink<br \/>\nPoured into chiseled ivory.<\/p>\n<p>A fitting tribute to the artists in question.<\/p>\n<p>I engraved my insect\u2019s back next,<br \/>\nFilled it in around that delicious sanguine fruit.<br \/>\nThe two halves of his shell<br \/>\nKnocked off kilter,<br \/>\nThen the six spindle legs splayed in surprise.<br \/>\nLastly, the head, still human,<br \/>\nShouting out,<br \/>\nBecause<br \/>\nDespite his appearance,<br \/>\nGregor Samsa was still a man<br \/>\nAnd men don\u2019t scream.<\/p>\n<p>Men harvest their apples<br \/>\nAnd they reason.<\/p>\n<p>Upon finishing the last angular strikes around the face,<br \/>\nI exhaled in dull euphoria.<br \/>\nI had finished making my point,<br \/>\nBut my point was not yet made.<\/p>\n<p>There was still the matter<br \/>\nOf proper representation<br \/>\nAnd explanation<br \/>\nOf the old pro\u2019s precision.<\/p>\n<p>The next day,<br \/>\nI went to art class.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve barely made any progress,\u201d<br \/>\nMy teacher said,<br \/>\nScowling down at my inked-over scratchboard,<br \/>\nMost of the black still unscathed.<\/p>\n<p>I stood up<br \/>\nAnd grasped the hem of my skirt in my clenched fist.<br \/>\nI whipped it up quickly<br \/>\n(As all good artists do when unveiling their work),<br \/>\nUp past the lace on my fishnet stocking.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher gasped.<\/p>\n<p>There,<br \/>\nScabbed over,<br \/>\nWas the stark outline of Gregor Samsa<br \/>\nThe giant beetle,<br \/>\nRotting away with apple<br \/>\nLodged in his back.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cProhias used ink.<\/p>\n<p>He would draw two lines<br \/>\nAnd fill the space between to make one.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s how he made his lines so precise,\u201d<br \/>\nI said, smoothing out my skirt.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher proceeded to make some phone calls,<br \/>\nAnd I sat down to etch out my scratchboard,<br \/>\nContent to be rid of that rotten apple.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAs you can see here,\u201d Our teacher said, Flashing a pleasant smile and the transparency From Kuper\u2019s adaptation of Kafka\u2019s \u201cThe Metamorphosis\u201d, \u201cThis artist also works in scratchboard. 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