After a few minutes of staring at the ceiling, she rolled over and pressed her face into her pillow, thinking the darkness there would be less stimulating than that in the rest of the room.

Her pillow had a scent! A familiar one at that. It was surely her predecessor’s cologne, but she’d known someone who wore it too.

Far from clearing her mind of her buzzing thoughts, she was now staring into the blackness of her pillow and trying to connect a brand to the smell. It wasn’t Old Spice. That had been her father’s cologne of choice, she’d recognize it instantly. It wasn’t Aramis either. Marceau was less steadfast about his fragrances, but he had his favorites.

Spy harrumphed. She had smelled it recently, she was sure. She would never get to sleep if she didn’t figure it out. She grumped a bit and resigned herself to getting out of bed. Kneeling in front of the bookshelf, she plucked books off the shelf at random and sniffed them.

Lady Chatterly’s Lover smelled like Brut. It had been a gift from John, a fellow Spy recruit. Tropic of Cancer‘s pages were heavily scented with Pierre Cardin. That particular cologne was known for wearing off quickly, but when you wore as much as Floyd had, it lingered. She smiled at the deeply set scent of Chanel No 5 that wafted up from her copy of The Feminine Mystique that Kate had given her. They’d gifted each other their own books so they all smelled of the people who had owned them. Most of her fellow recruits had books on their shelves that smelled of her Cabochard.

She found the mystery scent in The Prince. This had been given to her by Red who, unlike the other men, seemed wholly uninterested in her as woman. He was, however, delighted in her ability to play chess and think up practical jokes to play on the others. He seemed to think that their training was severely lacking in every aspect except the practical. He gave his friends books he thought would assist them where the method for sapping a sentry or where to stab someone for an instant kill would not.

What he had not done to help her was to tell her what cologne he wore, as that was still a mystery. Whatever it was, the previous Spy for her team also wore it.

Spy climbed back into bed and inhaled the scent. It was comforting, this little bit of other Spies. The job didn’t seem so lonely when you had proof that there was such a thing as a Friendly Spy.

I actually felt a little weird about this one because the previous BLU Spy was actually someone else’s character. That’s why Red’s cologne is never revealed: it’d be attributing it to that  guy’s Spy as well. I’ve never met my own predecessor in the community, so I can’t say much of him beyond what’s in the canon. Technically, I’m already traipsing into his territory by assuming his Spy wore cologne at all, but given the class, I think it is a safe assumption. And the chances of him seeing this are pretty slim anyway, I figure.

“This’s the third time we’ve had to rescue you this month,” Sniper interjected, unimpressed with Scout’s excuses.

“And that’s my fault?” Scout asked.

“Yes,” Spy answered. “Because you lack discipline.”

“I do not rack disciprine,” Scout argued. “My ma gave me more disciprine than all my brothers combined. I got more disciprine than you’d know what to do with, Chopsticks. In fact, I got more disciprine than anyone this side-a the Mississippi.”

Spy and Sniper shared the look of people whose point had been completely missed.

I considered giving Spy a proper Chinese accent, but it looked silly and fake in print. And besides, Modern Spy (while having a distinct accent) does not actually replace sounds in his speech. That doesn’t seem to keep everyone from writing him in a stereotypical French accent anyway. Even if it’s not there, I guess they still hear it. So I figure even if China Spy doesn’t eat flied lice, Scout probably doesn’t notice such a nuance.

“Every conflict has it’s causalities,” Soldier said in conclusion of today’s tale of heroic patriotism. “I lost a boot that day. I kicked Santa Anna’s ass so hard it got stuck in there so he got to keep it.” He put on a look of great solemnity and gave his lost boot a moment of silence.

Spy found he could not contain his disbelief any more. It escaped in the form of a skeptic snort.

“Oh yeah?” Soldier said, glaring across the fire at him. “And what would a ching chong know about fighting wars, Chopsticks?”

Spy sneered and said, “The Chinese wrote the book on war.”

It’s a joke, you see. Because Modern Soldier is a fan of the book The Art of War. The Sun Tzu one, not the Machiavelli one.

“Félicitations, Reynard! Qu’avez-vous son nom?”

“Elle a mon nez,” Reynard replied.

Marceau pulled back and stared at the phone for a moment. What did one say to that? He decided on honesty.

“Quel malheur,” he said, amused.

Marceau is my BLU Spy’s lawyer and her father’s long-time friend.

Set atop a box that was almost assuredly the bonbon cookies she’d asked for was a smaller, equally impeccably wrapped gift box with a tag that read, “Victoire”. Cocking an unimpressed eyebrow at her old name in plain print, she nonetheless opened it.

It was a satin jewelry box. Spy cracked open the lid, revealing a pair of sapphire earrings. She simply stared at them, tilting the box this way and that, watching the facets reflect the light. They must have cost a fortune. Par for the course, but still.

Spy laughed lightly at her mother’s humor. They matched her uniform perfectly.

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Victoire had been dismayed when she had received her uniform. She found it was fitted only loosely and, in fact, was not even in women’s sizes. Even with tailoring, though, it was a whole new frontier in conservative dressing for her. Her new uniform was easily the most covered up she had ever been.

Most of the uniform seemed only to emphasis that she was heading into men’s territory and seemed designed to make her look the part. The shoes had the shortest heel she had worn since primary school. The gloves made getting a manicure pointless. And the mask… she would need a haircut.

She had hope that the tailoring would give the suit a more feminine shape.

They were called into the classroom the tailor had been set up in by twos. While they waited, the did as the same as they had the night before and tried to make small talk without giving away names or identifying information. Eventually, she and the one other woman in the group were called in.

“Up here on the stools, dovies,” the tailor, a short, wispy-haired woman with a mouth full of pins, instructed. Victoire and the other recruit did as told and the woman set to work on the other recruit first. Folding, tucking, and pinning. First the jacket, then the vest, then the shirt. They would make more uniforms based on the alterations they did on the one.

The other recruit was not very comfortable in a state of undress and was getting tenser as more and more layers where taken off and set aside. Like Victoire, however, she did not complain. The last thing either of them wanted was to look like they didn’t appreciate the chance they were being given. Even if it meant having to be undressed in front of others or (in Victoire’s opinion) worse, dressed like a man.

The pinning being done on the pants brought the line of them closer in on the leg and and the jacket had shown some definition on the hips and breasts, so there was that at least.

“All right now,” the tailor said, sticking one last pin in a pant cuff. “All done, deary.” The other recruit, who was down to her pin-filled pants and a depressingly plain white bra by this point, was quick to step down from her stool and retrieve her prison uniform dress. The tailor turned to start work on Victoire’s uniform. The other woman, only after she was safely back in her dress, pulled her pants off and placed them with the rest of her uniform.

Victoire could not decide which of the two she would prefer to wear at that point. Neither were appealing options.

She watched in the mirror as the tailor worked. In a lot of ways, it was very much like when she had been fitted for her Bunny suit for the first time. The fit of the uniform was important in both cases: here, it was explained that everything needed to be closely fit so you wouldn’t accidentally brush against someone while cloaked. Bumping into people in a crowded Showroom was similarly undesirable, but the close fit of the Bunny suit had little to do with that.

Unlike her fitting for the Bunny suit, though, while there was definition being put into her hips, they were not in any way enhanced. She would be working solely with what she had. Which was a lot if she did say so herself, but the suit was not helping at all.

There was no use whining about it, though. She would just have to make do.
At least it wasn’t her job to be pretty anymore.

The other recruit was watching her now. Victoire was fine with that. After eight years of the Bunny dressing room, not to mention communal showering and just regular French attitudes about nudity, she had no qualms about standing around in her underwear. At least the other woman had something interesting to look at.

Perhaps it wasn’t that bad then. She might not be comfortable in the uniform, but at least she was in her own skin.

I told her it meant she needed to grow a dick and quit being such a pushover. In nicer words.

Wht are symptoms of ghanaria?

This one was funny because there was actually a PQR that read “What are symptoms of “ghanaria”?”, same spelling and all.

ok how can i find out if i am getting lied to or cheated on?

She wanted to know how she could find out what her boyfriend was texting to other people if he was deleting them before she could look through his phone. Told her that she needed to mind her own business and perhaps question whether or not she needed to be with a guy whose phone she felt the need to monitor.

Do you fantasize about the little mermaid?

Told him no, that I liked brunettes and Belle was more my type.

How do woman masturbat with their clothes?

Okay, so… there was no PQR for this so I came up with a way. Suggested that one wear very tight jeans and shift from side to side. From there, the seam in the pants should do the rest of the work, but advised the wearing of panties. Otherwise… *shudder*

does putting fishing line through your nose piercing hurt?

I am imagining some Jackass worthy stunt was pulled just after I answered this.

i have a question…………. what can a lesbian think about to turn themself on before or during masturbation??

do u think i sound pretty? im 12. strawberry blonde hair to my shoulders. freckles, im 5’2 and im a size 3 in pants

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Whats your opinion on jasom kennedy from e news? Do you think he is gay? I do.

How do u thust a girl forcefully?

If me and my bf aren’t having that much problems and he says he loves me and we have been dating for 7 months is it less likely or more likely to cheat on me?

I told her that if I had a girlfriend who was constantly worrying that I was cheating on her, I probably would need a break from her. Went on to say that she shouldn’t worry about this shit until he gives her a reason to. Goddamn, these people.

I asked what Is the color of the stomach???

Of a cottonmouth snake.

How to impress a girl if your a girl

14.86 how much should we tip?

Fifteen percent came out to a dollar. |: /

You guys fucking suck at fucking finding the right fucking awnsers you should go fuck yourself than suck a thick camel dick you fuckers

What are all the do’s and dont’s of sex?

Would grant johnson, 14-yr-old pro-yo-yo-er, ever date one of his fans?

how to make ur own chemical peel

This sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

Do teenage girls like to be touched? Especially in dark rooms?

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if a guy cums in a girl, and the girls vagina starts burning. is she allergic to it? or is it normal?

If you really wanted to make my day you could come take your shoes off and have some fun with us!

He was inviting me to a no-shoes “orgy”. No lie.

What type of car did nancy drew drive in the book series?

I was proud of this answer because I actually knew it in advance. Nancy’s car was never described in the books past being a blue convertible, except in The Nancy Drew Files, where it is also an electric hybrid. However, in the 2007 movie, Nancy drives a blue Nash Metropolitan convertible.

Jing gong m16 a3

He wanted to know where he could get this model of airsoft gun for the cheapest.

Can you get sick a few days after taking ecstasy?

Can you get sick from eating watermelon rinds

The PQR here said that if you choose to eat watermelon rinds, you should select a melon that has not been subjected to pesticides.

ok i have frogs living around my house and how do i tell if there poisionis

but does phytoestrogen make your body gain weight or just breasts

Are fat girls smarter than thine girls?

I told her that they were because they had more room to store brain matter. Ask a stupid question…

If a boy talk to some random girl but doesn’t say anythin to you is that a sign of cheatin?

I informed this girl that amazingly enough, people sometimes had friends of the opposite gender and that they did not need to consult their lovers in order to speak to them. I also think I told her to “chillax”.

I keep on getting people saying are you sure your dob is, and I don’t what that is. I just want you all to answer my questions. Can you please just do what I say?

This girl had gotten an answer of “are u sure ur dob is ?” the last five times after asking about how many rabbits there were in the world. so I gave her this: “are u sure ur dob is ? Haha, just kidding. There are no statistics on the world rabbit population as they breed and are hunted too quickly to keep track.”

im horney but my breasts aren’t hard, is that weird?

Howcome my girlfriend says my penis feel 10 times bigger when we have sex?

How long will it take for us to move in to our new double wide?

WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO TAKE THE G.E.D. TEST IN ARIZONA?

WHERE, INDEED!

do u have to have a parent to have and abortion if ur under 18

who was more progressive taft or hoover

What is the oldest honda model and what was the year honda came out?

How much pollution does public transportation save us?

Why is incest more common in Southern states?

I have my theories.

Should yoh freak out if yoh had sex but he didn’t come or tha condom didnt pop nd ur period didnt come dnw yet

Told her to remain calm, test for pregnancy, and make sure to use birth control correctly and double up on methods if possible. Praying that despite my having given an example of using hormonal birth control in addition to condoms, she doesn’t think LOL 2 CONDOMS instead.

What does the physical geogrpahy of nepal and bhutan consist of ?

What is a constant hardon symenton

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Do ants have meat

So there is a species of ant called the meat ant, but I think he was asking if ants consisted of edible muscle mass, which I did not know. Sent it to a Researcher.

Not cool. I found it nigga!?!?!?!?!?!?

His last three questions where asking for help in finding his mislaid iPod. I told him that I was relieved, as it meant I needn’t worry about him becoming an hero.

What if your girlfriend says she does not no if she wants to be with u or her ex

I told him that it sounded like she needed to be single for a while and that if she couldn’t make up her mind about which guy she wanted to be with, he ought to make that decision for her. I concluded by telling him not to let her jerk him around. I am assuming these are middle/high school students.

my ps3 wont work in our 2008 escalade, it turns on but nothing comes on the screen. It works fine in theh ouse though

Do you really need to play PS3 in the car? Really?

wanna have sex?

“I’m afraid not. Last time I tried to have intercourse through my computer, I came out of it with some severe burning and electrocution, and to this day I still have the occasional errant twitch. It put me off of cybersex, frankly.”

Indians are always off left

Car jokes

He’d asked this a few times and so had already gotten the PQR I wanted to send: “What’s The Difference Between A Range Rover And A Hedgehog? With The Hedgehog The Pricks Are On The Outside.” I went with this one instead: “What do 90% of americans say before they wreck? OH S—! OK Now what do the other 10% say?Hold my beer honey youre gonna love this”.

Whats a g00d starcraft class for beginners?

Who is lily luna potter?

caso4

Calcium Sulfate.

Can you did from HPV’S?

She wanted to know if you could die from human papillomavirus. The answer is yes.

What is the following covalent compound for formula P4S5 ?

How many grapes would it take to get from Indiana to ohio.

Okay. Its under michael jacksons alleged ghost.

Her previous question was whether or not the Answerer had seen the video of what is supposedly Michael Jackson’s ghost haunting Neverland Ranch.

Is Minnesota a red state?

What was the battle of mar and the battle of galopoli

How does size of his penis maake sex different?

What is the button on a black berry phone called that has the black berry symbol?

were roman women equal to roman men?

Haha, no.

What is a comic relief

I went with the traditional definition, but I will always be haunted by the niggling thought that he meant the charity organization.

How were spains 2 strongest kingdoms united?

is there one in salem?

A town hall, he means. /: \

what is heterochromia?

what gangs are in elkhart indiana

What would it mean for the American system of criminal justice if stare decisis actually was an inexorable command?

What indeed!

Kings in a Deck of Cards represent the four rulers in European history: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Charlemagne and David. The King of Hearts is Charlemagne. When Charlemagne died, there was speculation he may have committed suicide. The moar u no.

What is a jujunia?

WHat is a japanese beatle?

I had to piece together an answer for this. “The Japanese beetle is A metallic-green and brown beetle (Popillia japonica) native to eastern Asia. Japanese Beetles were introduced into New Jersey about 1916, later spreading over many states east of the Mississippi.”

If u get a perm and then swim in a pool with chlorine in it will it mess it up

Ahh…so this isnt sesme street girl anymore?haha

One of the previous Answerers told this dude she was watching Sesame Street with her girls. I told him that I was Grand Theft Auto Girl and then educated him on how the search engine works.

Im miley cyrus i wanted to know why people think i have a nice butt?

“Hello there, Miss Cyrus. I really cannot say much about the opinion your fans hold of your butt, not being familiar with your work myself. If your pants are anything like your father’s used to be, you might consider a wardrobe adjustment, though.”

How can you make a girl get pleasure from sex?

What bour rhe guy from icarly the character freddie

This one took me a few to figure out, but she was asking if Nathan Kress played the character, which he does. She also asked if he was in The Goonies. I fear for the future.

Were the French Revolutions in 1848 supporting Conservatives, or Liberals?

I think id rather not i got my cootie shot what song is this from

Wats a good way to say how much i want to pleasure her orally

I told him to tell her he “will eat her out as if it is my last meal“.

How many milky ways can a person safely eat

Is there Boyle treatment creams

what is the percentage of teens who know what a rabbi is

how big is my weiner?

Bigger than a breadbox, but smaller than a loaf of bread. Yes.

Woah. What if Hermes and Aphrodite had a baby. Whould it be a hermaphrodite?

No. He would be the ultimate player with hundreds of lovers… until they found out just how “quick” he really is.

How do you prevent a wicken love spell?

What’s the hornyest one?

Amazingly enough, there is no information on which member of Sugarland is the horniest. Go figure.

does metrolina Christian academy in NC make you take a drug test for acception

Hey this is christofer drew from nevershoutnever. Do u like my music?

I told him I never heard of him and suggested he start a new marketing campaign. Then, since I had the room, I went on to advise getting an account with the search engine’s new service that allows people to ask you questions.

Ahh i love tigers…..what is the best place too be if you were cold where would you go

If someone has oral sex, do you lick the pregnancy test?

No. You only do that if YOU have oral sex.