Reassurance

September 1, 2010 at 4:15 pm Filed in:sapoteur No Comments

It wasn’t until she had slipped between her satin sheets that she had noticed. It had been a busy day, unpacking her sparse (for her, at least) belongings and then making introductions with the others, including her “enemies”. She was still strung tight with excitement (and not a little fear) at the thought of fighting for real the next morning. Despite the late hour, she still had to concentrate on trying to sleep.

After a few minutes of staring at the ceiling, she rolled over and pressed her face into her pillow, thinking the darkness there would be less stimulating than that in the rest of the room.

Her pillow had a scent! A familiar one at that. It was surely her predecessor’s cologne, but she’d known someone who wore it too.
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Discipline

September 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm Filed in:1850 No Comments

“Aw, c’mon!” Scout protested, kicking a rock out of his path. “Their Engineer keeps setting those pit traps and trippin’ me-”

“This’s the third time we’ve had to rescue you this month,” Sniper interjected, unimpressed with Scout’s excuses.

“And that’s my fault?” Scout asked.

“Yes,” Spy answered. “Because you lack discipline.”

“I do not rack disciprine,” Scout argued. “My ma gave me more disciprine than all my brothers combined. I got more disciprine than you’d know what to do with, Chopsticks. In fact, I got more disciprine than anyone this side-a the Mississippi.”

Spy and Sniper shared the look of people whose point had been completely missed.
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By the Book

September 1, 2010 at 1:16 pm Filed in:1850 No Comments

The Soldier was grandstanding. Again. This happened at almost every meal. They would all sit around the camp fire, eat their rations, and Soldier would tell them all about fighting battles in the Mexican-American War. They generally just let him speak, but today…

“Every conflict has it’s causalities,” Soldier said in conclusion of today’s tale of heroic patriotism. “I lost a boot that day. I kicked Santa Anna’s ass so hard it got stuck in there so he got to keep it.” He put on a look of great solemnity and gave his lost boot a moment of silence.

Spy found he could not contain his disbelief any more. It escaped in the form of a skeptic snort.

“Oh yeah?” Soldier said, glaring across the fire at him. “And what would a ching chong know about fighting wars, Chopsticks?”

Spy sneered and said, “The Chinese wrote the book on war.”
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How Unfortunate

August 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm Filed in:sapoteur No Comments

Marceau was in the middle of a ‘business’ dinner with a pair of his more lovely clients. When the maître d’ arrived with the phone, he took the call nonetheless. He knew what it was about before he spoke.

“Félicitations, Reynard! Qu’avez-vous son nom?”

“Elle a mon nez,” Reynard replied.

Marceau pulled back and stared at the phone for a moment. What did one say to that? He decided on honesty.

“Quel malheur,” he said, amused.
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A Girl’s Best Friend

July 31, 2010 at 3:41 am Filed in:sapoteur No Comments

Despite outward appearances and all their disagreement, there was an underlying current of good humor in Spy’s relationship with her mother. They were, after all, very alike. Both of them were self-ware enough to know this, so they could sometimes afford to acknowledge it. Their Christmas gifts to each other were a prime example of this.
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Clothes Make the Man

July 3, 2010 at 3:37 am Filed in:sapoteur No Comments

They were getting tailored. That was a relief, at least.

Victoire had been dismayed when she had received her uniform. She found it was fitted only loosely and, in fact, was not even in women’s sizes. Even with tailoring, though, it was a whole new frontier in conservative dressing for her. Her new uniform was easily the most covered up she had ever been. Continue Reading

Underage sex with no condom

June 30, 2010 at 4:38 am Filed in:Q&A No Comments

When you try an break about breaking up wit someone an you always back down does that mean anything??

I told her it meant she needed to grow a dick and quit being such a pushover. In nicer words.

Wht are symptoms of ghanaria?

This one was funny because there was actually a PQR that read “What are symptoms of “ghanaria”?”, same spelling and all.

ok how can i find out if i am getting lied to or cheated on?

She wanted to know how she could find out what her boyfriend was texting to other people if he was deleting them before she could look through his phone. Told her that she needed to mind her own business and perhaps question whether or not she needed to be with a guy whose phone she felt the need to monitor. Continue Reading

Arigant?

June 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm Filed in:Q&A No Comments

Wat are 5 foods with french in their names

do u have to have a parent to have and abortion if ur under 18

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Touche

May 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm Filed in:Q&A No Comments

what does the swords going through the head on the kings of heart mean?

Kings in a Deck of Cards represent the four rulers in European history: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Charlemagne and David. The King of Hearts is Charlemagne. When Charlemagne died, there was speculation he may have committed suicide. The moar u no.

What is a jujunia?

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