Steam Syndrome

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ABZÜ
Alan Wake
Alan Wake’s American Nightmare
All Of Our Friends Are Dead
Aquaria Started, unfinished.
Arm Joe Have never been able to get this to work on any of my computers.
Au Sable
Audiosurf
Audiosurf 2
Bachelor Party
Bachelorette Party
Battleblock Theater Started, unfinished.
Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em
Beyond Eyes
Beyond Good and Evil
The Binding of Isaac
BioShock
BioShock 2 Started, unfinished.
BioShock Infinite Burial at Sea was the best.
Black Mesa
Bloody Good Time Really liked this one!
Borderlands
Borderlands 2 Started during the PAYDAY 2 Winter of Discontent since it’s 4-player co-op.
Braid
Broforce
Bully Much more charming than you’d expect GTA Jr. to be. A favorite of my post high school years.
Bully: Scholarship Edition Just as cute as the original. I like the new teachers and classes. Can be very glitchy and some of the voice clips are shit.
Burning Desire
Calamity Annie
The Cat Lady
Cathouse Blues
Catlateral Damage
Choplifter HD
Chzo Mythos: 5 Days a Stranger
Chzo Mythos: 7 Days a Skeptic
Chzo Mythos: Trilby’s Notes
Chzo Mythos: 6 Days a Skeptic
Contrast And I got all the merit badges too.
Cook, Serve, Delicious!
Crookz – The Big Heist I’ve done a good bit of this and think it’s really cool.
Custer’s Revenge
Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble!
Dear Agent
Depth
DiRT 3
DiRT Showdown
Do Your Nails in the Dark
Don’t Starve
Don’t Starve Together
Doukutsu Monogatari (Cave Story)
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
Enjoying the View Actually an incomplete prototype of a “no-goal” game, I just liked it so much I kept it for years.
Eternal Daughter
event[0]
Façade
Fallout 3
Fallout: New Vegas Played the hell out of this. Got almost all of the merit badges.
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Feist
Five Nights at Freddy’s
flOw Beat the PC version, not the fancy PS3 one.
The Forest
Foul Play
Funny Princess
Game and Watch Gallery
Game and Watch Gallery 2
Game and Watch Gallery 3
Gang Garrison 2
Garry’s Mod
General ReTreat It’s the same as Custer’s Revenge.
Get ‘Em Hard
Ghost Master
Gigolo
Goat Simulator
GoldenEye 2D
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto: London
Grand Theft Auto 2
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auot: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto IV
Grand Theft Auto V Have played a lot of Online, but not the story.
Grass Simulator
Gravity Bone
Grim Fandango
Gunman Clive
Gunpoint
Hack ‘n’ Slash
Half-Life
Half-Life: Opposing Force
Half-Life: Blue Shift
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
Half-Life 2: Episode One
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Hell Yeah!
Her Story
Hitman: Codename 47
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
Hitman: Contracts
Hitman: Blood Money
Hitman: Absolution
Hitman: Sniper Challenge
Hitman GO
Hotel Giant 2 Tried it, but didn’t play too deeply because it’s buggy as fuck.
Hotline Miami Started, unfinished
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
I Wanna Be the Guy
I’m OK
Iji I think I got through most of this, but never finished.
INK
James Bond 007: Nightfire (Gameboy)
James Bond 007: Nightfire (PlayStation 2)
Jazzpunk This is almost what I wish Gravity Bone was.
Jet Set Radio
JFK Reloaded
Jill Off With One Hand
Jungle Fever
Kairo
Kentucky Route Zero
Kim Kardashian: Hollywood I never made the top of the A-list, but I’ve played a lot of it.
Kindergarten
Kingdom: Classic
Kingdom: New Lands
Knight on the Town
Knytt
Knytt Stories
L.A. Noire Press X to yell at someone for no reason.
LA Cops
La La Land
La La Land 2
La La Land 3
La La Land 4
La La Land 5
La Mulana
Lady in Wading
Layers of Fear
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2 Playing the living shit out of this. Seriously. Every weekend for, like, four years.
LIMBO
Lone Survivor
Long Live the Queen
Love+
lovely
Machinarium
Mafia
Mafia II
Mainichi
Majestic Nights
The Marvelous Miss Take Started, unfinished, but I really like this one.
METAL SLUG 3
Mighty Jill Off
Minecraft
Mirror’s Edge
The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom
Monaco
Mondo Agency
Mondo Medicals
Monument Valley
Mount and Blade
Mount and Blade: Warband
Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword
Mount Your Friends
Mountain My mountain has yet to grow anything neat on it.
MURDERED: SOUL SUSPECT
Muslim Massacre Have played this, but have not beaten it. Not sure if there’s an ending or if it’s arcade-like.
Nation Red
NightSky
Octopounce
Of Guards and Thieves
OFF
Okhlos: Omega
Omerta – City of Gangsters Started, unfinished.
One Curious Nightfall
Organ Trail
Outlast Started, unfinished. Really not into jumpscare shit.
Overlord
Overlord II
Overlord: Raising Hell
Papers, Please
PAYDAY: The Heist
PAYDAY 2
Philly Flasher
Phyta
Pixel Force Left 4 Dead
Planet of the Eyes
Plants vs. Zombies
Pokémon Blue
Pokémon Red
Poker Night at the Inventory
Police Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Angel
Police Quest II: The Vengeance
Portal
Portal 2
POSTAL
POSTAL 2
Precision
Prison Architect
Psychonauts
Psychosomnium
Put Your Makeup On in the Dark
Raccord Sniper
The Rapture is Here and You Will Be Forcibly Removed From Your Home
Realistic Female First-Person Shooter
Roundabout
Saints Row: The Third
SEGA Mega Drive & Genesis Classics I suspect this may actually be many games.
Seiklus
Sexy Seaside Beachball
The Ship I fuckin’ LOVE this game. It’s got everything. Art Deco, outfit assemblage, murder parties, DECORS.
The Ship: Single Player The story mode is good too!
The Ship: Remasted
Shit Game
Sid Meier’s Civilization V My strategy is becoming a dosh monster and not picking fights.
Signal Ops
Sir, You Are Being Hunted
Skullgirls
Skullpogo
Slave of God
Slime-san
SMITE
Social Interaction Simulator
Solstice
Sombreros
Spies vs Monkey Dictator
Spoolside
SpyParty This game is fantastic!
The Stanley Parable So is this one!
Steve Color
Suits: A Business RPG
Super Columbine Massare RPG! Very important game to me personally.
Super Hexagon
Super Mario Bros.
Super Meat Boy
SUPERHOT
Surgeon Simulator
Tabletop Simulator
Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
Team Fortress Classic
Team Fortress 2
Team Fortress Arcade
Thirty Flights of Loving
This is How Bees Work That is not how bees work.
This War of Mine
THOTH
Tokyo Jungle Not 100% completion, but enough to say I played it.
Tombed
Tower Wars
Town of Salem
Train Valley
Treasure Tresaure
TRIAD
Trilby: The Art of Theft I don’t think I’ve ever finished this, but I’ve gotten pretty far in.
Überleben
UNO Oh hell, yeah.
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
VESPER.5 I’m working on this one. One day at a time.
Vigilante 8 Love this game.
Vigilante 8: Second Offense Love this one slightly less.
Viridi I’ve got some fine-ass cactapodes.
VVVVVV
The Warriors The best designed game I’ve ever played.
The Way of Life
Westward Ho!
We Were Here
The Witness
World of Goo
X-Man Not X-Men.
YouDunnit
Yume Nikki
Zooming Secretary

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